Jonny Robot writes: When it’s all said and done Deadly Premonition is a bad game. Bad controls, shoddy frame rate, blurry textures, sketchy audio, the works! Thing is though, I see what they we’re trying to do, I really do.
Deadly Premonition is a lot of things, but it certainly isn't drivel. It's sad that anything that attempts to be original or unique (regardless of whether you think it succeeds or not) it automatically labelled "hipster". :/
No. It's sad that a game tries to ape a bunch of cult classics and has broken gameplay to boot scores 7's and 8's. It's one thing to try and be original and succeed, then be rewarded for your success. But this thing is like playing ET yet it gets rewarded right and left.
Did..did you just... oh my god. You just reviewed this game for what it is and not the hipster cult drivel people make it out to be?
Good for you, sir.
"Deadly Premonition, to me, is like the Birdemic of video games."
You have no idea how many volumes this sentence speaks.