Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw: "Now, at first I chided myself at the thought. Who in their right mind could possibly be offended that I spoiled the fact that Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach and Mario has to rescue her? That's the f***ing default setting. It's like spoiling the fact that standard acceleration in Earth's gravity is approximately 32 feet per second. But then again, it's a Mario RPG, and what makes the Mario RPGs interesting to me is that Bowser being the villain is more the exception than the rule."