Metal Gear Rising’s score is immeasurable. It is outstanding and deserves the highest marks for living so completely exposed. It’s also hands down one of gaming’s greatest punk rock operas. You could have simply added water, giving birth to another Metal Gear mountain song. It’s the additions though, all manner of added food coloring and syrup, that make the plain and tasteless worth saving your daily calories for. After all why spend those weekends hitting the pillow while the sun’s still out, dentures fizzling? Why not drive out to where the cops get called, and people scatter? There might be girls!