TXB writes: "Poor Cryptosporidium. After doing his best to fulfill the name of his first game-Destroy All Humans, which came out in 2005 for the Xbox-now he finds that the task has become boring and trite. He just doesn't want to collect the DNA from his countless victims on Earth anymore, thank you very much, so he takes off for the glitter and glitz of Las Paradiso, where he opens a casino.
Unfortunately, his new endeavor runs afoul of the group that is Paradiso's most predominant casino owner, the mob. Instead of welcoming him with neighborly friendship, they get upset and set off to drive him away-perhaps driving him off to the middle of the desert themselves and setting him up a permanent resident of a subterranean penthouse. And now the mob isn't the only one who's peeved about the situation, because Crypto isn't happy the most recent addition to the Paradisian community has been met with this unfriendly greeting. If there's one thing you can count on a pissed-off Cryptosporidium bringing you, it's an alien-fave anal probe, a comprehensive brainwashing and a swift-but-complete DNA extraction."