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Submitted by IanVanCheese 597d ago | opinion piece

Why Pokemon Would Be Horrific In Real Life.

VideoGamesUncovered writes: "With the release of Pokémon X & Y just around the corner, I thought it would be a good idea to remind everyone to thank their lucky stars that pokémon aren't real. I know, I know, when you first think about having a pokémon of your own it sounds amazing, but trust me, it would be a very swift end to the world and here’s why:" (3DS, Culture, Pokemon X and Y)

pedrof93  +   597d ago
If one day we manage to put animals in spherical cases. And train them to fight. Well...
Heisenburger  +   597d ago
...And then magically transform them into dragons...
Koyes  +   597d ago
This article is a really good read. I suggest those who haven't, please do
Dagobert  +   596d ago
Where they rape human beings and a new hybrid race of dragons are born.
Trunkz Jr  +   597d ago
http://www.fanfiction.net/s...

Read that if you want to see what PKMN be like if they actually started killing people, etc.
Koyes  +   596d ago
Thank you for the link. Reading it now and it's amazing
CaptainYesterday  +   597d ago
It would be so scary but at the same time it would be amazing to have real Pokemon..
Koyes  +   597d ago
The NSPCA would go mental :L
BlazeXXL  +   597d ago
Hehe, funny... I discuss this hypothetical topic with my friends way too much..

It would, in my opinion, be horrific. The Pokemon Universe is perfect. Perfect because the worst criminals are organised crime gangs such as Team Rocket, who only want to catch/steal certain pokemon and always fail in doing so. And perfect because there are no idiots or really bad people.

In real life, some real fucked up shit is going down almost every day. Humans always seek the limit of things socially accepted and politically correct. If Pokemon were added to our world, my god, imagine what kind of fucked up shit would happen.

People trying to have sex with mankeys, ratata's getting microwaved, people feeding their pokemon alcohol or drugs, and to make it even worse, it would all be filmed and uploaded to the internet... Oh and I haven't even mentioned the insane amount burn victims all over the world because of fire types...
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No FanS Land  +   597d ago
too funny too read! But you're quite spot on!
exfatal  +   597d ago
The opponents meowth fainted.
trainer: good battle meowth u did well... retu..
Me: Scyther finish it off!!!
KUDAGRA!!
Deltaguy  +   597d ago
if i see a beedrill in real life i'm running!
PS3gamer4life  +   596d ago
I would go and try to catch groudon

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