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Submitted by Gamingcapacity 410d ago | review

‘DARK’ 2 hours in review. Pro-tip: Don’t buy | Gaming Capacity

Jim from GC writes - Can’t do it. I cannot complete this game. If there was a way to remove the 2 hours I spent with this game from my head, I would do it in a heartbeat. The voice acting is unbelievably bad with zero emotion. If you woke up as a vampire, wouldn’t you be freaking out a bit? Not Eric Bane. One of the most flat and shallow characters in this generation of gaming, it’s almost cringe worthy to know there will be some sort on monotone narration from him about everything. And I mean everything. “The throbbing in my head is pounding in my temples.” Wow, look at that thrilling dialogue. (Dark, PC, PS3, Xbox 360) 1/10

TopDudeMan  +   410d ago
I was kinda excited for this game, but the reviews have just been nothing short of terrible.
Kanzes  +   410d ago
goty
Der_Kommandant  +   410d ago
Every year!
AntoineDcoolette  +   410d ago
I never heard of this game until now.
MrTrololo  +   410d ago
Guess this game,motorbike for the psn and ride to hell retribution got some competition
cleft5  +   410d ago
Ride to Hell is not a horrific game at all. It's bad thats for sure, but the mechanics are solid enough. I am playing it now and I enjoyed it more than the ps3 version of Resident Evil Revelations. The game is ridiculous and the mechanics are solid enough for you to play through the game and get a good laugh at how bad it is.
cleft5  +   410d ago
If you can't complete a game then don't give it a review. Write an impression instead. What if the last 3 hours of this game is mindbogglingly good, not likely, but what if it is. Even a bad game deserve some respect. Developers spent a lot of their time making this bad game and it is just wrong to review it with a 1/10 if you only played 2 hours of the game.
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ifritAlkhemyst  +   410d ago
1/10 really? So I guess it has nothing good about anything. Interesting, because the graphics at least look alright. And if the game can at least function, to say nothing of the fun factor, then a 1/10 is highly undeserved.

Reviewers suck at reviewing. Especially this reviewer.
GamerFiend  +   409d ago
Thanks for the compliment.

No the graphics do not look alright. Yeah they are cel shaded, and that actually makes it worse. The faces show no expressions, the lighting is bad, the way they give you "vampire vision" actually gives you a headache. There really is nothing good about this game. I know what the story entails and it is sad when the tutorial is better than the full game.

No, I did not finish it. I couldnt bring myself to actually do it, and I forced myself to play through Aliens: CM, thats how bad this game is.

Also, this is more of an "impression" review, not a true review. I put this up on my personal gaming blog more as a warning to friends of mine why not to buy the game and we thought it would be a fun little quip to have on this site.

However, my views on this game are locked in. It was a very bad game.
Grown Folks Talk  +   410d ago
Can't be worse than Hour of Victory. Can it?
SeraphimBlade  +   410d ago
I never thought Colonial Marines would have all this competition for worst of the year when it came out, but the hits just keep on coming!

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