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Big Microsoft vision statement mentions gaming and serious fun

The Xbox officially has a new boss today—former Windows boss and long-time Microsoft veteran Julie Larson-Green. No big gaming experience, unlike former game developer Don Mattrick, who last held the job. But, Microsoft did have stuff to say about gaming when announcing today's big reorganization of company management.

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SegaSaturn6691419d ago

I'm concerned that the kinect will track the heat in my genitals while I'm playing "Just Dance 4" and transmit it to the FBI

negative1419d ago

LOL

Seriously. I share a similar concern. Dare I leave my Kinect on when I'm banging away. FBI wants my lovemaking skillz.....

malokevi1419d ago (Edited 1419d ago )

This just in: FBI learns how to have great sex for 25 seconds.

>8)

FanboyCrusher1419d ago

"lovemaking skillz" Is that what the kids are calling right hand shame these days?

negative1419d ago

@malokevi lol not bad!

@fanboycrusher
Nothing shameful about it ;)

Godmars2901419d ago

@malokevi:

Wow. That's twice my best XD

Elit3Nick1419d ago

@Godmars290 Ohh you nasty...

Blacktric1419d ago (Edited 1419d ago )

Tasteless, unfunny immaturity at its finest.

OT: I'm pretty cautious regarding the "serious fun" statement. Especially when it's coming from someone who hasn't involved in the gaming industry before.

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JBSleek1419d ago

Laughs at Kinect for being a security risk.

Uses phone and computers.... Great

cleft51419d ago

Laugh it up now. I am sure those kids sitting in jail for saying something stupid in LoL and on Facebook thought they where funny too. But hey, have your laugh now.

BattleTorn1419d ago

Maybe if Justin Carter had Kinect the NSA would've known he wasn't actually a terrorist!

LOL JK

blackmanone1419d ago

Agreed. I'm all for Xbox exclusives, they all look great, except for Ryse, which LOOKS great only; but I'm shocked at how many people will sell their privacy rights away for a chance at the new Halo.

Belking1419d ago

It won't track your girly parts...lol

Mounce1418d ago

SegaSaturn, I gave you a bubble because you made me literally lough out loud.

Maybe they'll arrest you if they become jealous of sizes and throw you to jail listed as a Terrorist. "THIS GUY IS PACKING HEAT....We know where he lives."

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JBSleek1419d ago

I feel really sad for you.

One day you will stop hating and enjoy life. I promise

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