PC Gamer - A maid carrying a towering pile of linens barrels down the stairs towards me. I leap deftly aside, avoiding a collision, then take a moment to revel in my success. It’s a small success, to be sure. All I’ve done is avoiding getting bumped into by hurrying maid. It’s still a success, however, and particularly notable because after playing several in-game weeks in Long Live The Queen, it’s literally my only success.