In all the recent outgushing of gaming news, Nintendo has remained as relevant as a pair of testicles on one of those Justin-Bieber-looking kids on Instagram. You couldn’t even tell they had a relatively new console out, which is quite crazy. I mean, it’s the freaking Nintendo! The name alone is synonymous with gaming. Everyone knows at least one other person who calls any game console “a Nintendo”, sort of like every machine gun is an “AK-47″ to most thugs you meet online. If you think about it, this company is supposed to have massive mean Illuminati business balls that own the enormous chunk of the industry they occupy. So, let’s take a closer look and remind ourselves, hopefully, that it is actually the case!