Submitted by maximaz 757d ago | article

6 Evil Facts About Nintendo

AlienLion writes:

In all the recent outgushing of gaming news, Nintendo has remained as relevant as a pair of testicles on one of those Justin-Bieber-looking kids on Instagram. You couldn’t even tell they had a relatively new console out, which is quite crazy. I mean, it’s the freaking Nintendo! The name alone is synonymous with gaming. Everyone knows at least one other person who calls any game console “a Nintendo”, sort of like every machine gun is an “AK-47″ to most thugs you meet online. If you think about it, this company is supposed to have massive mean Illuminati business balls that own the enormous chunk of the industry they occupy. So, let’s take a closer look and remind ourselves, hopefully, that it is actually the case! (Culture, Mario Galaxy 2, Mario Party 8, Nintendo, Super Mario 64)

TongkatAli  +   757d ago
The background of Super Mario 3D Land. Satan child scared me. Seriously wtf was that ? That shit isn't cool. I knew you guys were a Satanic cult aha!

latoya12kimber   757d ago | Spam
LOL_WUT  +   757d ago
#3 They Where Control Freaks
Which is coming back to haunt them ;)
maximaz  +   757d ago
How do u mean?
GreenRanger  +   757d ago
Dig around and you'll find lots of sleazy crap about most companies.
FinalFantasyFan  +   757d ago
Their fans seem to think that nintendo is a good company that aims to spread the light and happiness around the globe XD
FinalFantasyFan  +   757d ago
iwata: we, aporogize, for, stabbing, you, in, the back. Prease, undah, stand, that we, onry, care, about your, money. Thank you, for, undah, standing.
hazelamy  +   757d ago
wow, that video at number 1.
are Anonymous an arm of Nintendo?
or Nintendo an arm of Anonymous?


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