Extended details found in the recently published GTA 4 BBFC classification have revealed new details about the sexual content of Rockstar's anticipated title. This includes sexual references, prostitution, lap dancing and portrayed masturbation.
dat has to be sum of the funnist news for today!
omg i got a good laugh from that one :P
hahahaha (oh no here it goes again)
How is that a "feature"? I can do that by myself WITHOUT GTA...: )
need lessons... Funny stuff. Hope it's not the DLC Microsoft paid for :P
Beatin' your meat comes naturally after beatin' pedestrians. Can't wait 2 see the sixaxis controls for that...huge fun to be had.
Great!! Sign me up.
At least one person got the joke!
Now that's getting your money's worth.
april fool lol.
it's not an April Fool.
violent, obscene video games forever! anyway if this is true than it's probly just a scene of someone in the bathroom while nico walks to the door or something ... sqwert
Get over it people- why is masturbation a issue in games- don't people do it in real life? congrats rockstar- now all the people who are ashamed of masturbating will be making the most noise.
now imagine Fox News and Cooper Lawrence making a issue over "FULL FRONTAL MASTERBATION"- lol....
I don't think people like watching it.
But on your Fox NEWS think. I can see this being an issue. F**K you Fox NEWS, F**K you
Unless it's a chick character that is doing it, I might leave the room for tha scene, haha.
i agree.... if its a dude....man i'd never watch that EDIT:haters took my bubles =(
masturbation r u freakin kiddin me
way!! i don't believe it.
wrong reply lol
Sounds like a perfect use for the Wii controls.
Gish...one of the best comments I have ever seen on this website.
i also agree - best comment so far on N4G 08. Imagine the sounds coming out the wiimote speakers..
funolopy...you could shake the nunchuck and then put the remote up to your ear.
wahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa classic!
bubble bro, dat was funny loooooool
bubble for you dude.
This is was the Wii controller was made for.
was thinking the same thing gish!
Funniest comment i've seen on this site. Bubbles!!!
I wouldn't call it one of the funniest, but bubble worthy nonetheless
I Guess The Rumble On The Sixaxis came just in time XD
this makes one think that even though this is probably the awesome'est attempt to just blatantly piss people off, maybe it'll be a gameplay mechanic. (Getting the jitters? need to calm down? go into the corner and fire of a few knuckle children to soothe the nerves...help you blind fire that rpg better..) el oh el.
Thinking about it makes me wanna... ;-P
what does this have to do with the ps3? ^^
Oh look, Mr. Kutaragi.. Another N4G member with downs :(
You two NEED to get a sense of Humour BIG TIME!!!!!!!
Idi*tic xbot slaves
sense of Humour of a 10 year old doesnt make me laugh
I would rather see the same feature as postal 2 where you can piss on every thing and every one, now that would be good for online play
Are a bunch of funny mofos...they should make it a mini-game like the sex scenes on God of War
Contextually sensitive button mashing pr0n sequences.... King you are a brilliant, brilliant individual. Best. Idea. Ever.
That just doesn't make any sense.
basically its wanking your life away!!
Ya, it nags at you from the time you turn on your console until you turn it off, then after a long absence, erases itself from your game disk and half your gaming collection.
Ok this just when from a "maybe" to a "must buy" for me ^^.
I don't see the point. Are Rockstar taking advantage of the namesake of this game to try and push the limits of what would be tolerated? Just make a game, it's enough. Damn. I dont need to see people doing that in a game, unlike some who would be turned on or laugh at that, I'm too mature to realise its just a stupid addition like the drunk driving mechanic. What will be in the next GTA game? "How many whores can you sleep with me in 10 minutes?"
This is a little over the top but i'm guessing they're goal is for you to be able to do everything and I think they're shooting for the literal sense.
Hahahahaha. If ths is true, Austrailians, Germans.u shant play ths game lmao
Sixaxis maturbation controls confirmed.
hahaha crazy sh!t
Why portrayed? Is the prostitution real? lol And in any case, what is masturbation? I'm just an innocent, impressionable 30-something. Games are corrupting me :P
R* hmmmm they wont stop
please tell me this is april fools. lets hope it is. (but damn were is that gonna be big probably ps3 news either good or bad news and then nxt day some one comes and say aprilfools. com one people hurry. i want to argue)
unless your masturbating over the hookers and i know who those people are yes im talking to you
anyone remember Maccer from GTA San Andreas. He had constantly masturbated from the point he was introduced in the game until it ended
OH NOES THERE IS MASTURBATION IN A GAME, OH JESUS SOMEONE CALL THE COPS.
So your fine with killing people, beating them up, stealing, destorying people's property, sleeping with hookers etc yet your somehow mad at masturbation. If you were trolling then you got me!
I love Rockstar..
This what video games are all about masturbation: bad to develop communication skills and healty sexuality. Porn is for disable in their sexuality.
Maybe Jack Thompson will go easy on GTA4, now that theres something in the game he can relate to.
I really can't tell if this is an April Fool's Joke or not?
I'm guessing it isn't....as it's not that funny
i dunno i was thinking april fools joke as well...
I find it silly for video games to include such feature. It's sad that people would want to masturbate in a video game.
some people will disagree with me and some can agree, the truth is I dont care, prostitution and now masterbation in a game? the more we are open with things like this in this world the more were letting the bad win the good. we should try to make it go the other way around before things get worse. Im not saying not to buy gta IV, thats up to you, but I do want to encourage people to be careful on the decision you make.
been true... i dare not think about it... onanism?wow.
AH, you people are stupid for believing this. IT's an obvious APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!! Wake up people.
Rockstar is taking advantage of April fools...
They are releasing this info about the game so people think it's an april fools joke. Then they can release the game with the Masturbation feature without too many commotion.
Soon after release the press, Jack, etc. will start b*tching... Rockstar will state the following:
We already released the Masturbation feature info on the press and on the internet. We released it on April first.