If You Own A Toilet You Need A PS Vita, Here Are 5 Reasons Why

CGUK shares its honest reasons why the PS Vita is an essential piece of hardware for the gamer on the go. CGUK writes:

"With regard to the subject of this article, CGUK believes that this would be the perfect accomplice when sat comfortably on the civil cesspit for the gamer could jump up, connect their Vita and continue playing their favourite PS4 game on the bog for the next hour, marvellous!"

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tiffac0081066d ago

Cross game chat while your on the Frozen throne. Lol!

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Snookies121066d ago

Don't joke about the frozen throne! It sucks when the toilet seat is ice cold! D:

GamerGuy1531066d ago

you gotta get the padded toilet seats like at grandma's house. Never again will your fanny be cold

Snookies121066d ago

@GamerGuy153 - Those are the best! I need to get one...

despair1065d ago

This conversation happened :)

badz1491065d ago (Edited 1065d ago )

but it's so cold in here lol!

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richierich1066d ago

I don't own a toilet but I do own a PS Vita unfortunately

GreenRanger1066d ago

@ fredrikpedersen
He poops on N4G, through his keyboard.

BuffMordecai1066d ago

I don't think I could play a handheld and crap at the same time, it would just feel weird.

CalamityCB1066d ago

What else are you going to play with, yourself?

Hicken1066d ago

Hey, when you're in the bathroom, sh_t happens, okay?

BuffMordecai1066d ago

Well I was thinking I would just concentrate on taking a shit.

buddymagoo1065d ago

You have to concentrate on taking a sh*t, lol. What's wrong with you, afraid you will miss the bowl?

Godlovesgamers1066d ago

You're not a man until you do!

pr0t0typeknuckles1066d ago

what happens when the day finally comes that you drop the vita in the toilet?

Cam9771066d ago

The wrist-strap, my friend!

Cupid_Viper_31066d ago


"what happens when the day finally comes that you drop the vita in the toilet?"

Then sh!t just got real my friend...

Axecution1066d ago

thats why i bought that 3 year warranty that covers water damage

tarbis1065d ago

How in the blue hell can you drop the PS Vita in the toilet when your ass is in it?

badz1491065d ago

gonna try dat touch pad with dat ass

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TwilightSparkle1066d ago

here's the only reason why i need a vita to flush it down the toilet :3

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