"Sorry about that, dear reader. I'd have liked to be able to say more about the later stages of the game, but I can't. I'm sure that, as with last time, some Dynasty Warriors apologist will weigh in and point out that I suck and that his big brother is going to give me a kicking, but I don't care. I don't want to play this game anymore, and I can unreservedly suggest you don't play it either. Go swat flies instead – you use the same motions and will achieve more satisfactory results."