Hecklerspray staff writes:
"I'm sure you're all looking forward to the release of Grand Theft Auto IV on April 29th, aren't you? Of course you are, you've been told you're looking forward to it by so many bloody magazines and websites out there, as well as by the cavalcade of high street shops telling you to buy the game before it's even been released (the non-idiots among us, however, will stick to buying it online for a far cheaper and without the hassle of having to encounter… ugh… other people).
GTA IV is clearly going to be one of the best games of recent times. We're not questioning that fact. Oh no, not even hecklerspray with its edgy, in-your-face counter-culture culture-commentary and mass-exporter of hyphens-based blogging would be so ballsy as to diss this release."