MCV: You're a national newspaper editor. You need a serious think piece in the wake of the Byron Review's largely sensible recommendations, but no-one in the office quite cuts the mustard.
Who you gonna call...? That's right. Anne Diamond.
In perhaps the finest piece of national games-focused journalism of the year, The Daily Mail has roped in mumsy former TV presenter and student heroine Diamond to give her 'chilling verdict' on some of our industry's greatest recent products.
You must recognise her. From Anne and Nick. About 15 years ago.
And the paper isn't lying. Her startlingly insightful analysis is truly 'chilling'. Indeed, it's so upsetting, commentators have already suggested Diamond may need her very own Dr. Byron-approved age classification system.