"Man, do I want a PS3. There are going to be a great amount of games coming out soon for the thing, not the least of which is Metal Gear Solid 4, Hideo Kojima's next in his epic series of post-modern romps of stealth action. But I have a problem. I'm terribly poor, and my fiscal responsibility extends to me not being able to afford a brand new PS3. I sort of like eating food on a regular basis."