The fluffy, mom-friendly Nintendo brand has abandoned its core audience. Or so say the die-hards who moan about Nintendo's abandonment of hardcore gamers for little girls and the elderly. The runaway mainstream success of the Wii only makes the pill that much more bitter. To compensate, here are 100 of Nintendo's most fantastic follies set to our trademark derisive banjo tune. Candy gamers, avert your eyes till tomorrow, when we'll serve up 100 reasons fanboys hate PC gaming. Is nothing sacred?!