Crispy Gamer writes:
The bottom line here is this: Some people tried to make a good game here, and they did not succeed. They failed.
Despite my hours of trying -- and trust me, I tried like hell to love this game, to give it every break I possibly could; I tried to look past the sluggish controls, past the nonsensical plot, past the fizz-free boss fight; I bought it flowers and chocolates and left little Post-It notes on the mirror in the morning saying "I love you" and "I think you're so awesome" -- in the end, it let me down and broke my heart and kicked me in the teeth for good measure.
Verdict: Fry it