OPM: Damn. This is going to be super tough to write without dropping all the swear bombs. I really should start in beard-scratching style telling you how Naughty Dog has done it again, of the developer setting a high watermark for virtual storytelling and why its apocalyptic adventure is PS3’s best-looking game. But all I actually want to do is type strings of four-letter cusses, followed by happy superlatives, before wrapping up with ‘ZOMG! Sell your kidneys to buy this game!’.