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Submitted by PixelitisBlog 913d ago | opinion piece

Pixelitis Picks: The corniest game dialogue ever

"Some people can’t act worth a damn (except for Andrew, he was a theater kid in high school).

This is especially true in the realm of videogames, particularly in the 90s, where the idea of real voices permeating through our TV speakers as we played was a sight to behold. The reasoning behind bad acting in games can be a bevy of things: budget constraints, poor writing/localization or unqualified actors. Even fantastic voice actors like Paul Eiding (of Metal Gear Solid fame) can’t shine if the quality of the writing is cringe-worthy.

Even so, bad game dialogue can be a blessing in that it can create some of the most unintentionally hilarious moments while one plays. Love it or hate it, games have it in spades, and so we’d like to share some of that cheese with you.

Please feel free to leave your own favorite example of awful game dialogue and/or voice acting on the comments section of our page."

- Pixelitis Staff (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Culture, Devil May Cry, Devil May Cry HD Collection, GameCube, Megaman X4, PC, PS Vita, PS2, PSP, Retro, The House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return, Wii, Xbox)

Skate-AK  +   913d ago
I remember playing the Cursed Crusade demo and came across this gem "But Milord, they rain arrows down upon us like a pissing cow."
MikeyDucati1  +   913d ago
Aw man, I saw the RE photo and expected a line from there. I can't remember but I remember odd pauses when he talked to Jill about the lockpick
Dude420  +   913d ago
That's hilarious, when I read the Title and intro, the first game that popped into my head was Castlevania: SOTN. Then what do you know, it was the first game in the article.
ANIALATOR136  +   912d ago
always loved Resident Evil 1 dialogue/
Barry: What is this?
Jill: What is it?
Barry: Blood, Hope it isn't Chris's blood.
MikeyDucati1  +   912d ago
LOL! It was just so cheesy but great!

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