Andrew S. Bub writes:
Got kids? Do you miss having free time? Sleep? Do you wish you could spend more of your time playing games? Do you "make time" for games, rather than your spouse, when your kids are asleep? Are you planning ahead to introduce your child to the retro games and other favorites from your youth?
Here's where I'm supposed to finish the joke with something like: Well, you just might be a GamerParent.