80°
Submitted by Pozzle 732d ago | opinion piece

We Love Nintendo, But They Would Gladly Kill Your First-Born Son

Gamnesia: Nintendo needs to get their act together. You read that first sentence correctly. Nintendo is having a lot of trouble right now, what with a rough Wii U launch and other competitors announcing shiny new consoles. The Big N is in financial danger, and that fact simply cannot be ignored.

However, that problem is miniscule to the issue concerning the interaction the publisher has with its loyal consumers. We fans give Nintendo our all. We purchase their brand new games. We support them when the going gets rough. We create new things to show our appreciation and love for the company! Nintendo fans love Nintendo.

Unfortunately, it seems like Nintendo doesn't love us back. (3DS, Culture, Nintendo, Wii U)

jc48573  +   732d ago
this is another joke right? it must be! Remember those good old days when little girls and boys cried...so innocent. They go on as if nothing happened. Kids are so strong and alive these days.
#1 (Edited 732d ago ) | Agree(5) | Disagree(0) | Report | Reply
sdozzo  +   732d ago
Classless
gamer42  +   732d ago
this is probably a joke article (i did laugh), but why did this get approved? Even if it wasn't a joke, you can't really take it seriously. I mean mariotroid? the hero of hyrule is zelda? starfox in dreamland?
GARBAGE LICKER  +   732d ago
Haha thats a pretty good way to advertise the game
jcnba28  +   732d ago
I stopped reading at "The Big N is in financial danger" lol
deafdani  +   731d ago
Read the article, it's satire.
PigPen  +   732d ago
It's not in everyone DNA to be making a article. You read the first sentence correctly. Nintendo is not in financial danger. Sony is having alot of trouble right now and is in financial danger. They would gladly kill your first born son is talking crazy. You need to get your act together. A article like this cannot be ignored. Keep Nintendo out of your mouth, that would be best.
Hicken  +   732d ago
Good job sticking Sony in there for no good reason.
deafdani  +   731d ago
Great job not reading the article at all.
CouldHaveYelledUiiW  +   732d ago
Jackson Murphy!
You sir are a hero to the world!

Good article, I appreciate the comic delivery.
"Excellent" and "Yes"

You got a little nuttier than needed at the end but I know you had to so that everyone would see through the dead-pan humor.

-Then again with some of the anti- Nintendo articles out their maybe you had to-

(I've even seen people acting like the XB1 is only going to be a TV control device when logic should dictate that Microsoftis going to show games- I mean just a walk through a Game store should give you a clue...)- But I'm a Nintendo Fan not Microsoft... I'm not going to treat XB1 like people treated Vita & WiiU.
klecser  +   732d ago
I think its cute that the article writer thinks they are or are trying to be a journalist.
deafdani  +   731d ago
And how are you qualified to make such judgment, if you clearly didn't read the article, only the N4G excerpt?

Hint: it's 100% satire.
klecser  +   731d ago
Its unwelcome satire. There is such a thing.
kirbyu  +   732d ago
This is a joke article. Thanks goodness.

Add comment

You need to be registered to add comments. Register here or login
Remember
New stories
20°

Wildstar is going free-to-play this autumn

17m ago - PCGamer: Wildstar is going free-to-play. That's the big—if not unexpected—news from Carbine,... | PC
30°

Take-Two "blessed" by less competition - Zelnick

24m ago - Head of Grand Theft Auto publisher says there's really only four companies left in AAA business,... | Industry
Ad

See what games are coming out in 2015

Now - Visit our release calendar to see what games are coming out in 2015. | Promoted post
30°

Zero1gaming: Life is Strange: Episode 3 - Chaos Theory

34m ago - JBH reviews 'Chaos Theory', the latest episodic in Dontnod's interactive drama series 'Life is St... | PC
30°

Hand-to-hand or behind the wheel, there's plenty to do in Batman Arkham Knight | Digital Spy

35m ago - DS: Much like 2011's Batman Arkham City - the previous game in Rocksteady's series of comic game... | PC
20°

Those cute Splatoon Amiibos are delayed again!

35m ago - Due to theft of the special edition shipment during transit, the game will not reach the UK accor... | Wii U