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Submitted by john2 803d ago | screenshot

Metro: Last Light Is Perhaps The First Game With... Textured Vaginas [NSFW]

DSOGaming writes: "Now this is really... impressive and weird at the same time. 4A Games seems to have gone the extra mile and textured vaginas in Metro: Last Light. We've seen in the past game posters with naked women (or mods introducing naked women), but this is the first time we're actually seeing textured vaginas in a vanilla game." (Metro: Last Light, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

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Relientk77  +   803d ago | Funny
... and on the third day God said let there be textured vaginas in video games
HammadTheBeast  +   803d ago | Funny
Next Gen is finally here.
RobAlmighty  +   803d ago
Possibly my favorite on topic comment ever.

Thank you for the laugh.
SilentNegotiator  +   803d ago
That is the weirdest pubic hair I've ever-

SONAVABICH, they censored it! Dang it! lol

Anyone wanna confirm that the "minus.com" link is safe? I feel a need to review this historic breakthrough in video game history. For educational purposes, of course.
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Tonester925  +   803d ago
Not until we get SMELL-O-VISION!!
FriedGoat  +   802d ago
Im afraid the first game would actually be quake 3. I remember looking at the character skins for one of the female characters and thinking WTF? They seem to actually skin Cameltoe.
SatanSki  +   802d ago
lool. Good one
NarooN  +   802d ago
@FriedGoat

Yeah, I remember that! One of the devs actually made some skins you could download, some of them were nude and had textured vaginas lol. I think he later got fired because he was always pulling hijinks like that, but he was really well-known in the modding community for his breakthroughs in modeling and I think he did some maps as well, not sure.
aCasualGamer  +   802d ago
My jaw literally dropped when i noticed this wasn't just the regular "barbie-lack-of-genitalia " vagina. Damn, they went all out on the details. Bet they watched lots of reference porn materials.
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onyoursistersback  +   803d ago
third day.....its too long!!! lol
Hayabusa 117  +   802d ago
...and it was good.
Cam977  +   802d ago
I call fake until I see footage of the player opening it and sticking their virtual fingers up it.

It's a huge shame that I didn't have this game when The Saboteur was all I had.... if you get me.
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1OddWorld  +   802d ago
Something seems fishy about these images and I cant quite put my finger in it.....
Prcko  +   797d ago
yeah
Skate-AK  +   803d ago
Haha oh jeeze.
jujubee88  +   802d ago
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I clicked it
kB0  +   803d ago
good bye tomb raider and Dead or alive, hello metro!
supremacy  +   802d ago
lol now all we need is a princess peach mod, but knowing Nintendo they probably charge you for the content.
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hulk_bash1987  +   803d ago
New standard for Vagina in video games. hahaha
delicia  +   803d ago
The bar has been raised.
WeAreLegion  +   803d ago
Oh, no. Dats not vewy gooood.

Related image(s)
hulk_bash1987  +   803d ago
@taka
I see what you did there. lol
insomnium2  +   803d ago
I wonder if there are differences in the amount of pubic hare between x360 and PS3....
Zepherite  +   802d ago
@insomnium2 Satirical genius sir. I salute you.
FlyingFoxy  +   802d ago
Only James Cameron raises dat bar..
SolidDuck  +   803d ago
Oh man I thought I'd have to wait till next gen for this.
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Deathdeliverer  +   803d ago
Well I see nothing wrong with it. Nudity in movies, and cable tv shows. Why not video games and let the rating system do its job. Well done Metro LL!
Dmd  +   803d ago
Respect.
KillrateOmega  +   803d ago
Just one more reason for me to get this game :)
rezzah  +   803d ago
But now the penises feel left out :(

I bet you all can't wait for the day when they do the same to the male counterpart ;)
john2  +   803d ago
If I'm not mistaken, The Lost and the Damned featured a penis
rezzah  +   803d ago
The first GOW was suppose to have penises on the Cyclopes, but it was deemed too inappropriate. Which is interesting since the women were easily allowed to bear it all (or most of it).

Dante's Inferno. there was one part where it did include a penis on a living thing. I won't say exactly what it was since it is a spoiler. Also the might have been images or architectures (seen in the level of hell known as Lust) that represented the male genital.

Overall though it is rare to witness the usage of male genitals when compared to females in this type of art.
cyguration  +   802d ago
Penis and testicles....dangling in the air.

No one seemed to care about that, though.
Bonerboy  +   803d ago
the Taliban are most definitely NOT going to like this.
I concur with rezzah. Whats a vagina without a penis?
KillrateOmega  +   803d ago | Funny
"Whats a vagina without a penis?"
An open target.
weekev15  +   802d ago
I cant breathe, well played.
nirwanda  +   803d ago
What's a vagina without a penis.
Maybe someone that isn't a hermaphrodite .
lyvon  +   802d ago
Strong comment to username to article subject ratio
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Heisenburger  +   803d ago
#pretendingtobeoffended

Dante's Inferno. Full dong. Don't want to hear it.
FantasyStar  +   803d ago
I should not have clicked out. God-damnit...
Fergusonxplainsall  +   803d ago
I started to smell vagina but it was just my sweaty armpit. That digital vagina seems hollow.

This is not the vagina you are waiting for..
josephayal  +   803d ago
sniff sniff
SpiralTear  +   803d ago
What the hell is a "vanilla game"?
WeAreLegion  +   803d ago | Helpful
"Vanilla" is used to mean plain or unaltered, sometimes. A "vanilla game" would mean without mods.
SpiralTear  +   803d ago
I figured it meant plain in some way, but I was unaware that it implied the lack of mods. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
WeAreLegion  +   803d ago
No problem. :) Bubbles, mate.
HaVoK308  +   803d ago
Wait till Kotaku gets a hold of this click-bait. They will spin this up, and sensationalize it beyond belief.
Gigglefist  +   803d ago
When I first realized this game had lap dances... and well animated ones at that...
Mind. Blown.
Eldyraen  +   803d ago
I kept paying for them till I went broke--for entirely academic purposes of course. I had to find out how many dance moves she knew and if she would do anything else--for the record quite a few and no such luck ;) They kept it 'classy' although who knows, maybe if I had more cash... I'll just never know.

Still, one of of the many well animated and optional experiences of the game. I'm still having a blast just slowly traversing the world exploring every nook and cranny just to see what's all available to see. Not many games where just watching and listening to almost every NPC adds to the game's setting. Some of them are priceless and unforgettable even if likely missed by the majority of people playing the game (Venice is one of my favorites--got to love big fish). They did a great job making each station truly unique this time around.
weekev15  +   802d ago
Every nook and cranny eh...
Gigglefist  +   802d ago
I'm disappointed to say that I also kept going until I'd cycled through everything..."
mediate-this  +   803d ago
I don't know what to say, I go one way I sound like a pervert who lives in my mothers basement and If I go the other way sound like a prune.

I got it. Hmmm..........Boing
esemce  +   802d ago
Sound like a prune ? lol you mean prude.
mediate-this  +   802d ago
I definitely did mean prude lol
madara0sama  +   803d ago
I tried to get into that shower room. Too bad it was blocked.
Dan50  +   803d ago
ESRB will censor the crap out of this game. Get the AO ban for sure if this stays in.
r40k213  +   802d ago
I'm certain the ESRB knows about it and the game is rated M for Mature with Nudity and Sexual Content both listed.
vork77  +   803d ago
i wonder what a female gamer thinks about this
its_JEFF  +   803d ago
all of a sudden this game is a... must buy, for me.
mediate-this  +   802d ago
I actually bought this game today.
Jovanian  +   803d ago
i wanna know how they got into that room. I tried too
Pl4sm4  +   803d ago
there is this command that lets you fly trough walls.. developers use it to build the maps and stuff
peowpeow  +   802d ago
HELLO NOCLIP
YodaCracker  +   803d ago
This is way better than the real thing.
saggysack79  +   803d ago
yummy
sharkraiden0  +   803d ago
This is so sad today gamers only care about graphics,framerate,nude girls,sex scenes,digital vaginas.
NarooN  +   802d ago
I'm pretty sure framerate is really important for games lol. And who wants crappy graphics? And what's wrong with girls?? ;D
SuperK  +   803d ago
Sounds great, just dont tell Adam Sessler ;)
fardan85  +   802d ago
naked gals, sex, drugs..etc I don't care if it's in the game or not. If it suits the game, improve the experience then let it be. I only hope that the Adam Sessler guy doesn't make an effect on the developers and make them change things. I want what the developers think is the best experince not what that guy dreams and wants in the game.
I hope they don't alter things like what Santa Monica Studio did with GOW Ascention.
neoandrew  +   802d ago
Yep
This is what i call NEXT GEN
maliciousNPC  +   802d ago
and who says graphics aren't important.. phuhh!
Sideras  +   802d ago
Yeah don't tell Sissyler, those white knight fags will spin everything and turn it into sexism.
solidt12  +   802d ago
Bubbles for you sir. My Man.
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