Pocket Gamer: Can I assume that if you are reading this, you, at the very least, have kids? That you are regularly forced to endure the saccharine nonsense of children's TV, and may even be aware of Raa Raa the Noisy Lion?
If you don't, I suggest you leave now.
Years spent writing reviews has instilled in me an instinct to savage games like Raa Raa the Noisy Lion, in the same way he would - in reality - savage his animal friends. 4/10