Friends, colleagues and beloved family members. We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one we cherished.
Today, we say goodbye to EA's Online Pass system.
The Online Pass was taken from us at such a tender age, it's easy to embrace the darkness at a trying time like this. The darkness of the Online Pass. So dark at times that it felt like EA literally hated you personally.
The Online Pass would not want you to shed any more tears than it caused you to shed during its all-too-short lifespan. Remember the good times!
Think back on all the memories you shared with the Online Pass.