Oh god, I’ve lost another one. I’m not bothering to pronounce them dead anymore, I’m taking in patients and spitting out cadavers with masterful speed. I’m the McDonald’s of malpractice. I deliver cold bodies and devastating news in six minutes or your next lobotomy is free. I’ll even upsize your husband’s coffin. That’s a lie, I can’t do that – you’ll want to go to Funeral Director Simulator 2013 for that. Surgeon Simulator 2013 has shown me that I’m just as bad of a doctor in the virtual world as I am in real life.