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Submitted by Doorfink 844d ago | opinion piece

Killing You Softly: Chaos in Surgeon Simulator 2013

Oh god, I’ve lost another one. I’m not bothering to pronounce them dead anymore, I’m taking in patients and spitting out cadavers with masterful speed. I’m the McDonald’s of malpractice. I deliver cold bodies and devastating news in six minutes or your next lobotomy is free. I’ll even upsize your husband’s coffin. That’s a lie, I can’t do that – you’ll want to go to Funeral Director Simulator 2013 for that. Surgeon Simulator 2013 has shown me that I’m just as bad of a doctor in the virtual world as I am in real life. (Arcade, Casual games, Culture, PC)

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