JIG: "Greeeeeeetings, boils and ghouls! It's your old pal, Creepo here, everyone's favorite master of scare-i-monies! Today we're creature-featuring a new point-and-click adventure from Carmel Games. Or should we call it a pain-and-crypt deadventure? Well, when patrons start disappearing from a local food court, just as a killer new burger stand gets hideously popular, a competitor's employee decides that he's hungry for answers. But what he unearths may put him off red meat for good! It's Creepo's Tales: Chopping Mall, and trust me, kiddies... it's a meal to die for"