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Submitted by doctorstrange 600d ago | news

Sony Patents Controller Smart Shells: Put a DualShock Inside a Teddy Bear's Rear End, Squeeze Tummy

As part of its continuing quest to win the console wars, Sony has patented the ultimate way to mentally scar little children – by allowing gamers to insert a DualShock into a teddy bear’s trunk. - PSLS (PS3, PS4)

doctorstrange  +   600d ago
I want.
Abash  +   600d ago
They need to make a Sackboy "Smart Shell" if this ever hits the market
Chitown71291  +   600d ago
Ok , youve had one too many Sony. Go home, youre drunk.
AngelicIceDiamond  +   600d ago
E3 baby, E3.
Wedge19  +   600d ago
I would buy a Sony Teddy Bear. I think...
Sev   600d ago | Immature | show | Replies(1)
TrendyGamers  +   600d ago
This is a little weird.
dbjj12088  +   600d ago
I feel like this is getting into fake territory, but PSLS hasn't steered me wrong yet.
doctorstrange  +   600d ago
Haha, there's a link to the actual patent. Bizarrely, this is real. Of course it won't become a real product, sadly. But we can dream.
Sev   600d ago | Immature | show
sherimae2413  +   600d ago
sony teddy bear? me want hug *^_^*
dafegamer  +   600d ago
dat pic is hilarious
ConRadOdin   600d ago | Spam
ftwrthtx  +   600d ago
Might be a great way to bring the next generation of gamers to the next generation of consoles.
GameCents  +   600d ago
For SONY, ANYTHING can be spun into a fantastic idea! I can only imagine the ridicule if this was a Microsoft patent.
JoGam  +   600d ago
I love Sony, and honestly I have to agree. I can't believe some of the comments.
Chitown71291  +   600d ago
Im glad somebody else isn't delusional. Im a Playstation fanboy myself, but come on man....
DragonKnight  +   600d ago
Only a matter of time before...

http://pixelatedgeek.com/wp...
Welcome2Die  +   600d ago
lol I have that stuffed pedobear....
Meanwhile at Nintendo...

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mydyingparadiselost  +   600d ago
I'm looking forward to all the Shake the Baby mini games
Jek_Porkins  +   600d ago
This doesn't sound like something gamer's would actually want, or need.
Sketchy_Galore  +   600d ago
Tutorial - Squeeze Mr. Fluffykin's tum-tum to beat the hooker to death and take your money back
daclynk  +   600d ago
i would like to see the comments here if it were nintendo who did this. people never change.
knifefight  +   600d ago
O...kaaaaay...

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