Gamedaily: Game Characters That Need to Get Laid

Gamedaily writes: "Killing bad guys and saving princesses earned these characters the right to dance the horizontal mambo:

1. Marcus Fenix (Gears of War)

After battling tons of ugly monsters, wandering through a post apocalyptic wasteland and watching his friends get ripped to shreds, no one deserves lovin' more than this guy. With his second tour of duty quickly approaching, he should book himself a full-frontal massage.

2. Ethan Thomas (Condemned series)

Chasing serial killers through dark, abandoned hellholes is enough to drive anyone insane, or in Ethan's case, push him into the depths of alcoholism and shaggy, unkempt hair. We suggest (aside from shaving), that he pull an Eliot Spitzer and contact a high-end escort service, providing he can find $10,000 lying around."

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TwissT3556d ago (Edited 3556d ago )

Yea man Fenix needs to get laid... Hes been in prison for a long time and one of his hand must be stronger than the other.

Lara should mess with Samus. Just sayin...

mr_potato3556d ago

Number 1 - The dude that makes these tops ten

iAmPS33556d ago

LOL, that is so true.

iAmPS33556d ago (Edited 3556d ago )

At least one of them will on their next game:

kurochi3556d ago

Laura Croft or Nariko..... talking about some acrobatic moves.....

mr_potato3556d ago

Shows how much you read the topic

kurochi3556d ago


You're right... I saw the title and automatically thought about women..... LOL But even you've got to admit that these two I mentioned is in dire need of some hot-beef injection...

jackdoe3556d ago

I think Snake really needs to get laid (Big Boss did, even if it was with a backstabbing b!tch). Its his final mission after all.

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