Did you ever see Jurassic Park? Of course you did! Wait, what? What do you mean you’ve never heard of it? It only came out like 5 or 6 years ago. Oh wait…20 years ago?! Sheesh, I’m feeling old right about now.
I loved dinosaurs when I was a kid. I used to collect this dinosaur magazine that gave you bits to build a big skeleton of a T-Rex every 2 weeks, and it glowed in the dark! I did my 2nd year science project on dinosaurs. I’d like to think I’m more prepared for a dinosaur invasion than a zombie invasion.
So I saw this trailer for Orion Dino Horde: “Badass!” I thought (apart from the god awful music they chose). I’m gonna be a pro. Do you remember the two kids in Jurassic Park that were hiding in the kitchen and the girl is frantically trying to shut herself in a cupboard? 1.5/5