From the review, "Saving lives is a full time job. But lately I spend more time operating a computer than on patients. My daily routine of organ transplants has itself been transplanted with folders full of paperwork and a colourful stack of floppy disks. I stare at the half empty bottle of diazepam as the phone opposite me continues to ring. I just can’t bring myself to answer it.
No, seriously, I’m completely unable to answer the phone. The last time I tried I punched it off my desk and onto the floor. Oh Surgeon Simulator 2013, why must you mock me?"