I want to have been in the Ubisoft board room when Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon was pitched. I can see it now…the game’s director standing at the end of an immaculate glass table, with excitement in his eyes. His smile stretching almost as high as his glasses as he struggles to not just run through his pitch live a hyperactive child telling you about sharks for the first time. I imagine it was at about the time that he started talking about blood dragons, and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes that some eyebrows in the room began to rise, be it from curiosity, or just disbelief. In either case the game was made and I get to review it.