GodisaGeek: In her own words: “You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?”
If you haven’t played Portal, this article will ruin it for you. Either way, read on, because if you haven’t played it, you deserve to have it ruined for you. Where did your life go so wrong?