Disclaimer: THIS IS SATIRE.
Quote: "By now you probably know that the next Call of Duty, technically unannounced at present but nonetheless an actual thing, is coming to the world later this year, and it’s called Ghosts. Inspired by Azhar’s latest video about why The Evil Within is great for the gaming industry as well as my love for all things ethereal, I’ve decided to do my own article about why Call of Duty: Ghosts is great for the gaming industry.
Unfortunately, I lack the talent, charisma and bowlishly-shaped hair to record a video like he did. Also lacking are time, a webcam and proper editing software, but we’ll call those pedantry and move on, shall we? Hence, this very serious article about why I feel Call of Duty: Ghosts is a welcome addition not only to gaming but the world as a whole, especially after those atrocious Paranormal Activity movies made a running joke out of all things ghostly. "