If Mario was real, thas one creepy plumber. Created with Photoshop CS2 and a bunch of random faces pasted over a 3d render of Mario from Nintendo. I'm thinking to do one of Homer Simpson too... Look for that in the coming days.
Looks like a paedophile
My thought exactly.
Oh m gosh... What have we been exposing our childs to since 80's? What have we done???
No, seriously, now I know why I dream of videogames (specially Mario) when I was a kid and played too much that day... That was a nightmare in desguise, the guy is creepy!
I really, really, really like his look.
I was thinking the same thing. He is here to fix your plumbing and steal your children.
has got to be used for something. Me thinks we have a snow white fan on our hands. /sets up a rail.
The nose is the worst part. The pores! AHHHH THE PORES!
Looks like an old coke head drunken bum.
of he was real he would look more like a cow. got milk?
That face will haunt my dreams.
REAL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! LOL
That would be one f'ked up dude if Mario actually looked real. Now I'm gonna have nightmare. lol
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! nightmares tonight :(
Pretty damn creepy Picture posted in the comments. This guy looks more like mario. http://aycu39.webshots.com/...
It'd look a bit better if you flipped the hat the other way though. Assuming you made it, that is.
...um I don't see it.
naw that is more like LUIGI, how come homeboy dont get no respect, mario this mario that, LUIGI gets a ghostbuster wanna-be videogame. and that it.
Or these guys... http://cache.kotaku.com/ass...
damn that movie sucked ass lol
Creepy little fuk.
I agree with your dumb ass!!!!!WOW!!!!
Guess who will lose all of their bubbles and change their name in about a week?
I agree with you for once. I liked Captain Lou Albano as Mario better.
Mario was a gnome this whole time. Freaky
Title should read: If Mario games could be played on PS3.
haha so true. that render could actually be a reality on the PS3.
LOL I knew the sony army would find a way to skew this towards their console of choice. GOOD JOB!
PS3 is not my console of choice. I simply stated one that's capable of. My bad if my comment hurt your feelings. I should have mentioned the 360 for the sake of sensitive console supporters.
If Mario would looks like that in HD, then Nintendo was right in keeping the Wii at ED.
Mario in ED....
ED being Erectile Disfunctions
That is FREAKY!
as rendered by the Playstation 3. i think i'll stick with Ratchet and Clank, they are ultimately less creepy and pedophilic...
unfortunately, you guy's comments were deleted by the mod before i could read them, but i ask you this: did i *SAY that i *DIDN'T like the picture? no, actually. i said Mario looks like a creepy pedophile, and judging by the responses of my fellow gamers, i'm not alone in that assessment. on the artistic side, however, i think it's a *GREAT piece of artwork, and i'm looking forward to the Homer Simpson version the artist claims he's doing. and was i *WRONG to say that the Playstation 3 could render something like this? looking at Uncharted, Killzone 2, Heavy Rain, and Heavenly Sword, it's more than possible. in short: I WAS JOKING, you retards. thin skins much? lol...
Oh gush... Someone here needs a retirement
kind of creepy.
Hide your kids.
I won't be able to sleep tonight.
That is one Fugly Plumber. If a he ever comes knocking my door, i'll give him a punch in the face.
i wonder how peach would look like....XD
saw these pics of Mario and realized that she likes him better in lo-res as well. She's the leading opposer to Nintendo beefing up their console. Who the hell would want to be rescued by that dude.
creepy thank god wii didn't up grade to next gen
Yep.. thats Mario in HD xD
it does look a little weird, but he does have all of the features of Mario. It's as if the Mario head in Mario N64 was based on this picture. Respect to the artist. I hope it kicks of a new craze for game inspired artwork. I'd like to see Guybrush Threepwood, which might be a little normal, or the 'real' Sonic the Hedgehog. Who would you like to see?
Kids stay away from Shrooms!
Someone needs to do this with Weegee
Oh my god... This is terrible!!!
Imagine meeting him in a dark alley.
...Mario is one sexy beast! [/sarcasm] :)
With the right mixture of mind altering drugs, you to can watch your favorite game characters come to life before your very eyes!
now just give him some guns and a make peach a slut and you can make a GTA spoof with that.
No wonder Wii isn't graphically better then the gamecube
that was awsome!! who knows it might be some guy in italy looks just like this pic.
But how drunk would a gal have to be to sleep with some guy that looked like that??
Answer: She'd have to be completely passed out. Yes, people....it's called rape.
u do realize that all they do in these games is ea t MUSHROOMS.. i think they are high enough to get with the goombas
that is just plain disturbing
How are they defining "realistic"? :P
Pedophile? Not so much...He's missing one key important element... http://www.thebestpageinthe...
You totally got a bubble for involving Maddox in this discussion. He would also get a bubble himself if he would only update his page. (I think his book has gone to his head) Regarding the picture, creepy and well-done.
Did anyone else automatically think of that movie Labyrinth? Hoggle! Magic Dance!
Ok lets be serious if your gonna render someone for the real world at least give them real world size features.. I mean god the eyes nose and ears are huge.. Cartoons are usually a lil more ballooned in all assets.. so why not scale down a lil when makin cartoons real.. and yes he does look like petafile.. but im gonna go soo far as.. put a black robe and a white collar and he can tear lil singing church boys up..
You're right, that would have been a very worthwhile thing to do. Why bother to do it at all? He could have just taken a picture of a guy with a mustache and a red hat on and we all could have been awed by that!
and thats why youll never see mario on a hi-def system =P
he would more likely look like a middle aged coke head that was in many sex and drug scandels over the years including being found at his lowest in 2005 snorting coke and taking bongs while he was caught on camara giving sonic head and fingering the princess,the headline would of been nintendo/sega mascots caught in horny sleazy sex orgie scandel.peace out.....
Gonna give me nightmares...
let my kids see this. they wont touch the wii again anymore.
This is disgusting, lmfao, it's cute though.
Then what about Luigi (ach, now that's a pedo) and Wario (the definition of 60 year old gamer perhaps)...
ARGH, GET ME A ROPE!
Wow that's freaky.