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Submitted by MaroonersRock 546d ago | opinion piece

Next Xbox Details Leaked

Chris writes: "An anonymous, but totally verified, source within Microsoft contacted us early this morning with a slew of official details about Microsoft’s next entry into the console arena, including system specs, functionality, a name, and some things that nobody was expecting." (Culture, Industry, Xbox One)

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MonkeyNinja  +   546d ago
Before N4G implodes on itself, let me be the first to say that this is a satire article. It's not real.

Funny though. Good read.
Sev  +   546d ago
I didn't think it was funny at all.
MaroonersRock  +   546d ago
I know. What a hack, right?
MaroonersRock  +   546d ago
Thanks! You'd be surprised how many people, even with the closing disclaimer, completely missed the point.
NexGen  +   545d ago
You have no point. It was an attempt to be funny - it wasn't.

At this point, the MS rumormill has simply churned out too much garbage and people are starting to care less because of conflicting rumor overload.

While you may have perceived your writing as humorous, either due to your attempt at satire, or for personal enjoyment while trolling the gullible/stupid, in the end you have only further annoyed gamers. Had it actually been funny, it might have been more palatable. As it stands, this "article" is just a failure on all fronts from a random, hit seeking blog.

Please return to obscurity so that we all may forget you exist.
Walker  +   546d ago
"Processor: An unannounced collaboration between Microsoft and Intel resulting in a processor that has been designed exclusively for the Box. The Box will boast a dual processor setup, with each x86-64 processor sporting 16 cores with HyperThreading, expanding the 32 physical cores to a total of 64 physical and virtual cores as needed.

Memory: GDDR5 16GB"

LOL, wut ??!!
webkatt  +   546d ago
bravo sir, bravo
MaroonersRock  +   546d ago
Thanks!
ComBaTs0uL  +   546d ago
What a pointless pile of crap that was.
MaroonersRock  +   546d ago
Exactly!
SlavisH2  +   546d ago
This will be a beast if true! SSD! 16gb of gddr5, 64 physical and virtual cores. m$ would retake its crown as most powerful but that doesnt mean it will win! snes, ps2,ds,3ds, wii were not the most powerful and had the most sales!
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FITgamer  +   546d ago
I really hope you aren't that gullible.
FrigidDARKNESS  +   546d ago
Well this sounds like something misterxmedia would post. Tjis would be one hell of a console if true.
FITgamer  +   546d ago
"In a secret deal, Microsoft has acquired the technology behind the Easy-Bake Oven from Hasbro. Not only will you be able to order pizza from your Box, you’ll have it delivered from your Box." ROFL I love that part.
g2gshow  +   545d ago
this was funny the first time around not it's just lame

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