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Submitted by Val1s 761d ago | review

Starseed Pilgrim Review at CalmDowmTom

"Starseed Pilgrim is a game for smart people so I wrote a review for smart people.

It's like following the instructions for how to set up your router as written by a first year poetry student in love with James Joyce.

It's shit.", says CalmDownTom (PC, Starseed Pilgrim) 5/10

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