When the men upstairs asked me to review Lords of Football, I had literally never heard of it. They linked me a trailer that showed something like a cross between The Sims and Football Manager. The game is sold as football ‘lifestyle’ management. OK. That’s pretty new. I don’t know any other titles that deal with the “off-the-pitch” side of football. I thought then that this game could be interesting. Oh how wrong I was… how very, very wrong.