The poet had it right: “April is the cruelest month.” And while I don’t understand that wicked poem as much as I’d like, I do know that the sentiment cuts to how a month symbolic of new beginnings ultimately signifies oblivion. It speaks to the absurd and ubiquitous expectation that you’ll greet each spring day with a bounce in your step and a smile on your face and how, sometimes, when things are tough they are only so much tougher during this oppressively sunny time of year. At Hardcore Droid we fully understand the creepy existential implications of the month of bunnies and painted eggs. And guess what? We’ve got you covered. Whether you find yourself sobbing over a basketful of colored eggs or taking your pants off in a crowded theatre, Hardcore Droid has got your back. As a matter of fact, our April issue is a bona fide antidote against spring-blues, brimming as it is with the kind of pure bliss that can only be had by way of hardcore games played on an Android device.