STP: The barebones story in Mittens does not bode well for the game. You play as a male cat trying to win the affections of a female cat who’s more interested in having you do things for her than in being your lady-friend. So you spend the game risking life and limb to bring her treasures like milk, balloons, and mice. Seems like a raw deal. Thankfully, the gameplay is more fun than the story.