The 8 Dumbest Things About BioShock Infinite

IGN - BioShock Infinite's superbly crafted city of Columbia - rife with expertly written characters and one of the most intricately woven stories this medium has ever seen - is a place of sheer genius. Except for when it makes no sense. Here are the eight stupidest things we noticed while playing the otherwise brilliant BioShock Infinite that stuck out like missing pinky fingers.

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krazeecain1953d ago

The only thing dumb here is this article...

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joab7771953d ago

Maybe it is all just memories of Bookers trip? Or the twins did everything to help him. By the 123rd trip, shit got really

HebrewHammer1953d ago

It's not really an article, just satire.

Conzul1953d ago (Edited 1953d ago )

I love everything about Bioshock Infinite, but this article is spot on. That stuff was pretty dumb. But it's lighthearted, ya know? They gave it a 9.4 already, there's no way they're gonna start bashing it.

HebrewHammer1953d ago

Haha right? I actually thought those images were pretty humorous, particularly because some of them had never even occurred to me.

grailly1953d ago

I thought this piece was bad and stupid because it just doesn't make sense...

1)ok, fine
2)ok, fine
3)ennemies use powers to
4)what does a flying city have to do with paying for hot dogs?
5)there are no crows in vending machines
6)yes, that's one of the themes of the game...
7)the cita is not made out of baloons
8) booker isn't always on fire...

I'm not saying I refuse any criticism on BSI, I criticize it quite a lot myself. But if you're trying to make a joke, it should have at least some sense to it.

dedicatedtogamers1953d ago (Edited 1953d ago )

The game has received way too much praise, to be honest, when it suffers from some real flaws. It's good to poke fun, even if you love the game.

Besides, I already played Bioshock 3. It was called "Dishonored". Bioshock Infinite feels like a spin-off in comparison.

HammadTheBeast1953d ago

I don't think we played the same game. Bioshock Infinite completely dominated Dishonored in terms of story and quality. Dishonored actually felt like pre-Infinite.

Hydralysk1953d ago (Edited 1953d ago )

Dishonored was Bioshock Infinite if it focused on the mechanics instead of the story.

Dishonored's gameplay was great, but it's story was pretty forgettable. Infinte's story was great, but it's gameplay was pretty forgettable.

Kurt Russell1953d ago

I was disappointed with Infinite, the game was good, the story excellent... but for what ever reason I didn't care for the cast of characters like I did the Bioshock the 1st. I will certainly try out Dishonored after reading your comment though :D

hulk_bash19871953d ago

The only thing that I would nitpick about the game are the moments when Elizabeth reacts to corpses with horror and disgust. But then, a second later she is leaning on a desk right next to the body like it's nothing at all. That did kind of took me out of the experience a little bit. Aside from that though the game is great and I loved every minute of it.

IAmLee1953d ago

The 8 Dumbest Things About BioShock Infinite.

1. It's not CoD...

Bobby Kotex1953d ago

Trust me, there are many many dumb things here unfortunately.

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Mouktouk1953d ago

Not only this article is lame, but it's also mostly inaccurate.

brodychet1953d ago

Fishing for hits. Save your time people, just pictures of the game with lame captions.

For example: Picture of Elizabeth (Hates when you kill people, gives you ammo) --- Even though she accepts the fact that you kill people after the first combat encounter '^'

soniqstylz1953d ago

And that it's not built on balloons (well, it is, but that's not how the city floats).

RedSoakedSponge1953d ago

im not saying youre wrong in the slightest or anything, but why are they there then? :/ confusing lol

soniqstylz1953d ago

"..The most prominent of these technologies is the system of quantum mechanics that allows Columbia to remain aloft. Although most buildings feature balloons, propellers, and reactors, these devices are only ancillary to Columbia's flight. Rosalind Lutece discovered a method of indefinitely suspending atomic particles in mid-air, the "Lutece Field", which her colleagues lauded as "quantum levitation". Lutece reasoned that if an atom could be suspended, larger objects such as buildings could as well. Columbia is the end result of Lutece's work...."

sprinterboy1953d ago

"And yes, we know it's a video game at the end of the day. Relax and have some fun". Did anybody read the article and not just look at the pics, chill people, its just a fun article lol, found it quite funny lol and yes I enjoyed the game

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