Laserlemming's satirical fable chronicling the history of Microsoft and the Adam Orth controversy:
"After Sweet Billy gives up a life of crime to help Sheriff Henry on the right side of the law, The Always online Kid comes to town and shakes things up, cutting a deal with Mayor Fellows for the hand in marriage of his daughter Paula. Amid all the conspiring and plotting, what will happen to poor old Sweet Billy?"
Pretty much, or something else.