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Submitted by BIoodmask 2729d ago | review

PC Zone: The Sims: Castaway Stories Review

By peddling this sort of single-minded crud to children, EA are creating a new generation of absolute morons who won't be able to think more than one step ahead of themselves. They will be incapable of making toast without first celebrating peeling a slice of bread from the loaf. They will burn down their houses and piss in the oceans. And it will all be EA's fault. Well done.

You'll love:
- Adopting an ape
- Peeing in the ocean
- Banana sex?

You'll hate:
- No room for creativity
- Lame graphics
- Overly story-driven (PC, The Sims 2: Castaway Stories) 5/10

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