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Submitted by -Mezzo- 667d ago | opinion piece

20 signs you're playing too much BioShock Infinite

GamesRadar - We've played a lot of BioShock Infinite recently. Like, a whole lot. We've played it so much that we're starting to see things, watching in horror as the world of Columbia merges with our own. And we have a feeling you've noticed the same thing. (BioShock: Infinite, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

SymphonicRain  +   667d ago
Given in pages. Here they are in list form. Not very funny though.

You look at the clouds and think about founding your own city

You can't stop humming "Will the Circle Be Unbroken"

You honestly considering becoming a mercenary to wipe away your debt

You search through the trash can for goodies…

…and eat any food you find

You think drinking beverages with animals on it will give you powers

You distrust twins

You record 30-second audio diaries and leave them lying around

You feel weirdly compelled to read books about Quantum mechanics

You individually pick up every coin you find

Whenever you hear a song, you look up when it was written

You prefer to consume your media via Edison kinetoscope

You think about ripping a hole in reality whenever you're in an awkward situation

You throw things at your friends from across the room whenever they ask for them

You refuse to call a handyman when something is broken (no matter how bad things get) because you fear they'll beat you up

You think about making your own sky-hook to travel on power lines…

And then you make a sky-hook out of a hanger and some duct tape

And then you try to use it on a power line

And then you die

But it's ok, because you find that you're just back inside your office
Bobby Kotex  +   667d ago
Thanks for not making us click on that unfunny article.
Ha, I erh, I mean that wasn't funny (,_, )

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