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The Xbox Listing For Double Dragon II Looks Like It Came Straight Out Of Google Translate

Jason Schreier: ''Does anyone actually read this stuff before it goes live?

This is the actual listing for the Double Dragon II remake that hit Xbox Live today. It's... quirky. Microsoft's translation robots need some new batteries.'' (Double Dragon II, Xbox 360)

Neonridr  +   377d ago
"Also, characters are undressed from 80's style, and recreated with modern sexy and beautiful style that amaze you and feel never been experienced world before."

LOL, reading that line just makes me laugh over and over again.

On a side note, Double Dragon 2 on the NES was a classic! I remember spending months trying to beat it with my friend.

I will want to see all this new undressing and sexyness myself before I decide if I wanna purchase it.
Snookies12  +   377d ago
Hahaha, best line of the day... Who is responsible for this masterpiece of a description!?
HammockGames  +   377d ago
"Also, characters are undressed from 80's style, and recreated with modern sexy and beautiful style that amaze you and feel never been experienced world before."

^^^
Sounds like those clowns who post spam links on N4G. I guess they're finally moving up in the world.
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adorie  +   377d ago
They're always talking about "styles" right? Monkey style, fasion style, doggystyle... Ok, maybe not doggystyle. *jumps out a window*
Shaolen  +   377d ago
The NES version was so much fun. I even remember trying the arcade version, and that was even harder! Poor Marion, going from a punch to the gut to a machine gun to the face. No respect at all...lol REVENGE!

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