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Submitted by DeathProof 663d ago | opinion piece

Assassin’s Creed IV is all about Whores and Swag

Assassin’s Creed IV : Black Flag’s main character, Edward Kenway, has an obsession with swag, booze, and whores… and that’s what drives the game. (Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

Snookies12  +   663d ago
Ahhh, every man's aspiration... Lol, I kid, I kid.
egidem  +   662d ago
Ahhh, every man's aspiration.
period.
Nimblest-Assassin  +   662d ago
The more I hear about AC4... the more I think it was a new pirate IP, but Assassins Creed was slapped on instead so it would sell.

The weird thing is that the creative director keeps saying stealth is a major component of AC4.

I'm really not feeling this game.

With an abundance of quality releases, and new consoles this year... I'm not really interested by AC4
MariaHelFutura  +   663d ago
Adam Sessler's menstrual cycle is gonna hate this.
Ezz2013  +   663d ago
lol yeah

Adam Sessler's: Assassin’s Creed IV is an insult to all women out there

women: shut up already ...you still won't get laid
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Zha1tan  +   663d ago
lol adam sessler seems to be part of that beta male conglomerate that thinks the way to treat women is by kissing their asses.
Eamon  +   662d ago
what's wrong with kissing women's asses ;p
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Zha1tan  +   662d ago
nothing wrong with literally kissing their asses but if day to day you are figuratively doing it brah....well get yourself on TRT and lift some heavy ass weights.
Eamon  +   662d ago
lool
Qrphe  +   663d ago
All it needs now a trailer with some wubwubwub
knifefight  +   663d ago
What a coincidence, so am I.
ziratul  +   663d ago
I think this will be the best Assassins Creed!

1. Sea Battles
2. Ship Simulation
3. RPG elements
4. Whores and Swag
I hope that was sarcasm,,,, Wanna see some awesome use of sarcasm? ok.

Yeah, that's what a game called ASSASSINS Creed needs, loud ship BATTLES, ship simulations, and hookers. *facepalm*

These games are wandering farther and farther away from their central theme with every new release. :/ Shame, i loved AC & AC2.
Rusty515  +   663d ago
Ass Creed IV: Black Swag
azshorty2003  +   662d ago
*AssAss Creed IV: Black Swag
RememberThe357  +   663d ago
F*ck yeah! Thats life baby! Excpet the whore part, those b*tches are gross.

I'm so pumped for this game though. The lead actually seem like an interesting person this time (Desmond could have been so cool but he was the dullest protagonist I've played in years I literally can't think of a character more dull than Desmond Miles), and the whole ship battles mixed with island exploration and island towns is pretty cool. I don't expect AC2 level size cities (there weren't any in the Caribbean at the time) but I still like the idea of exploring the Caribbean. I've never been there and it looks like the most beautiful place on earth.
SOD_Delta  +   663d ago
Still not even remotely excited for this game. I might pick it up in the ten dollar bin. Only because I've played the others.
xnesbittx  +   663d ago
Boobs?
Swag?
Whores?
Assassin's Creed?
Next Gen?

That's a must buy for me!
ziratul  +   662d ago
Guns and Boobs rejoice!!!
FreakdoutKid  +   663d ago
WTF is happening to gaming??
azshorty2003  +   662d ago
People were complaint about not having enough Women in gaming. Now you can have all the women you want in AC:BF
FreakdoutKid  +   662d ago
we dont want porn in games.there is enough out there
AzaziL  +   662d ago
Appealing to the lowest common denominator, like all forms of media...

TV's top shows are reality shows centered around people known more for their sex appeal than talent.

Most popular music is nothing but get drunk and have sex.

The best selling video game is a generic shooter that's released yearly with barely any improvements.

When was the last time a viral video that captured millions of views was anything close to intellectual.

It's not what's happening to gaming, it's WTF is happening to society...
Sarobi  +   662d ago
lolwut
ninjahunter  +   662d ago
Yarg, I be watchen dem wenches swagger and stagger to me lap.
Here Be booty.
arronax-1  +   662d ago
Soo...where's the 'Assassins' part of this Assassin's Creed?
R_aVe_N  +   662d ago
Its a game about a dang pirate what do you people expect? What do pirates do? Raid, buy hookers, and have ship battles. BOATS AND HOES!

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cleft5  +   662d ago
Looking forward to this game a lot. AC3 had so much potential, but they wasted it all on trying to be way to serious and sensitive to cultural issues.

I would have loved to have just ran around scalping red coats, blue coats, and anyone else that got in my way. But no, they had to turn Conner into a sad, angry, victim that is easily the worst Assassin in the series. I get what they where going for, but no one wants to play some introspective angry person. AC3 could have been so good and instead they made it almost as boring to play as AC1, and in some ways more restricting than AC1.

Anyways, AC4 looks badass. I just need to decide if I want it for ps4 or 360. Probably will just go for the next-gen version on the ps4.
pissed999  +   662d ago
Same old shit.
Bonerboy  +   662d ago
So many people complained about the last annual installment and proceed to say "Well this one will be better" which is exactly what they said the last time for each installment before it; but it wont be. Same old shoehorned shit making cheap sales with T & A. Pfft.

You know a games appeal is waning and the dev wants nothing more than to shuck every penny they can from shallow horny little gamers when they use this cheap lowbrow approach in a game. Pathetic. Wont play it. Wont even pirate it. Weak.
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FreakdoutKid  +   662d ago
sorry guys i wont buy this game.i dont want to spend money on porn

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