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Submitted by timcolwill 1045d ago | article

10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Play BioShock Infinite

Ten surprising facts that may change your mind about this over-hyped game. (BioShock: Infinite, PC, PS3, Xbox 360)

sherimae2413  +   1045d ago
over-hyped?!

every game, no matter how good...
there will always be a hater..... -_-
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Hellforged_Savant  +   1045d ago
Heh, read the article before you comment. It's probably the funniest thing i've seen all day.
sherimae2413  +   1045d ago
ive read it, and ive seen many people who hate games for unknown reason....
maybe not theyre type... i dunno but even if the article is being sarcastic... well thats not really a good just like the guy said below he can have million reasons to play this
but still many will ignore/hate a good game
HammadTheBeast  +   1045d ago
You haven't read it lol sherimae. It's pretty funny. One of the better "satire" articles I've read.
Gaming101  +   1045d ago
lol this is seemingly a rip off of a previous article which did the exact same thing, satirically making fun of people who hate on good games.

In the previous article fans were so butthurt at the title itself that they screamed and yelled like little babies, calling the article unfunny for seemingly making fun of Bioshock Infinite, even though they were making fun of haters who hate for really stupid reasons.

I told everyone to get a grip and just chill, to a plethora of disagrees and whiny babies.
MysticStrummer  +   1045d ago
I refuse to read articles with "X reasons why..." titles.
Kurt Russell  +   1045d ago
@Above

Yet you'll click the link, and comment? Hmm.

It's a satirical piece anyway.
LOL_WUT  +   1044d ago
I've never played any of them and i'm perfectly fine with that. ;)
konnerbllb  +   1045d ago
It's tagged as satire. Put your glasses on next time.
DRM-Killz  +   1045d ago
Oh yeah? Where?
Flipgeneral  +   1045d ago
"There's no dubstep"

Lol
tachy0n  +   1044d ago
i love dubstep, but WTF bro are you frikin kidding me? thats no reason to not play a game.....

this guy is a troll, vote down the site and move on.
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nosferatuzodd  +   1044d ago
I cant believe you guys, didn't y'all figured it out its sarcasm at its finest read the post again.
Blaze929  +   1044d ago
i dont get why people make articles like this...
Lykon  +   1044d ago
good fun article i enjoyed that .. definitely getting this game now .. i mean um avoid it
aviator189  +   1045d ago
Well...I've got about a million other reasons you should play the game...but I see this is a piece on sarcasm.
ChrisW  +   1045d ago
The only rational point he had was #9... But that'll come later on PC with mods.

Other than that one, his arguments seemed opinionated and pointless and doesn't come close to outweighing the "million other reasons" that it should be played!
Conzul  +   1045d ago
Just finished it...best game I've ever played. No, I'm not exaggerating. I won't pretend to know what everything meant, but boy......dat ending *_*
360ICE  +   1045d ago
...and 1000 incoming comments demonstrating why you should read the article first.
DRM-Killz  +   1045d ago
No need to, fact is, they have 10 why one shouldn't while there are 1000's why one should. Period.
360ICE  +   1044d ago
I also enjoy sunbathing.
rpd123  +   1044d ago
It's a bit irritating. And then there are those who do read and miss the incredibly obvious sarcasm and satire in it. That's almost worse.
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ThatEnglishDude  +   1045d ago
Urgh, another one of these. Didn't we have an article like this not too long ago?

http://n4g.com/news/1221011...
TheGrimOfDeath  +   1044d ago
Did you even read the article.
Intentions  +   1045d ago
Too bad I already finished it.
TukkerIntensity  +   1045d ago
not....funny.
Rask  +   1045d ago
Didn't read.
tristanwerbe   1045d ago | Offensive
PersonMan  +   1045d ago
I have no interest in this shooter. I don't care if it's colorful or pretty... at the end of the day, it's a shooter.
Hicken  +   1045d ago
And, at the end of the day, your uninformed comment is irrelevant.
PersonMan  +   1043d ago
I watched my girlfriend play it. It's a shooter. Shooters don't turn me on anymore. They're boring and monotonous.
Zha1tan  +   1045d ago
and with every popular game the hipsters cast it out just because it is popular.
-Gespenst-  +   1045d ago
And with every satirical article the morons call the writers hipsters just because they themselves didn't read the article.

Secondly, most of the legitimate criticisms of the game so far make strong points. Some people just don't like the game as much as everyone else; that doesn't make them a hipster. You can't just call anyone who doesn't like something popular a hipster; that's pretty unfair to all the non-hipsters with valid criticisms.
Zha1tan  +   1045d ago
You have had to much internet for today,

It is time to take a break.
Chapter11  +   1045d ago
Funny how low the literacy rate is on the internet.
Rusty515  +   1045d ago
I agree with number 9.
Rex_Aeternae  +   1045d ago
For those who "didn't read" this is a satirical post meaning it is not to be taken literally and if you did actually read it he talks a bit about how Elizabeth (the AI companion in case you didn't know) makes you feel feelings and interacts with you and the world in a believable fashion. FUN FACT: if you point your gun at her and aim she will move out of the way. Natalya from goldeneye 007 could learn from Elizabeth

Again, it's being satirical it's not literal
InTheLab  +   1045d ago
Lol... pretty sure someone did this for Bioshock 2
CaulkSlap  +   1045d ago
I don't know why you all keep responding to this troll headline. The article is obviously attempting some kind of sarcasm.
GdaTyler  +   1045d ago
This should be called: 10 Reasons That Confirm I am a Troll
USMC_POLICE  +   1045d ago
So dumb its funny.
Murad  +   1045d ago
I personally enjoyed this because of how true it is and how haters are going to hate this title for the exact same reasons. LOL, where are the boobs?
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nix  +   1045d ago
hahaha... funny. sadly i won't buy it because FPS is just not my cup of tea. sadly.
Xristo  +   1045d ago
Learn to read, folks. At the bottom of the article the writer says,"I don't think I have ever been more sarcastic in my entire life. I think I pulled a muscle." Literally one minute after he submitted the article.
MikeyDucati1  +   1045d ago
Sarcastic article is sarcastic. Basically the article is bringing up the same exact question as this game presents to the player. Just the same as Spec Ops. Have we had enough of FPS games?
imahustla19  +   1045d ago
These are the most ridiculous reason to not play a game! how does the city float...umm play the game and listen it explains. Who wants to protect there companion all game?Who don't want to pay attention to a great story? having to think about something wont hurt your brain...unless you wrote this of course.why should ALL games have quick time events again?OHH NOOOO there's no marines.no driving sequence damn how am i supposed to get about town?Dub-step shouldn't be in n e thing but a dance game(that includes you saints row).No Boobs...are we 10?A fake game world that's weird what will we ever do. i know i'm going to go hide in a Fallout game(that's not weird at all) to escape this ridicules article.
dmN_114  +   1045d ago
Talk about missing the point...LOL
Xristo  +   1045d ago
Please read my comment two up from yours.
imahustla19  +   1045d ago
Lol yea I read that after I posted it but if you want to say ur being sarcastic put it at the end of your article not in the comments section. It seems like he was honest until he realized how much ppl would hate on the article then just posted that in the comments section.
Xristo  +   1044d ago
True. You cannot expect people to read the comments section. My "learn to read, folks" comment was unnecessary.
Romudeth  +   1045d ago
Didn't we get one of these kind of articles earlier this week? Oh wait...we did...

http://n4g.com/news/1221011...

smh
ninjahunter  +   1044d ago
#1 reason, aint nobody got money for that! XD
Ravenous_Syn  +   1044d ago
This is flame bait at it's worse.
mydyingparadiselost  +   1044d ago
Reads like an episode of The Colbert Report for games. Awesome article!
shadowst17  +   1043d ago
Wow this is 5 days late for april fools day.
Steadyhndz  +   1043d ago
Can't tell if author is trolling, or just retarded.

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