Pocket Gamer: Games are supposed to excise the boring bits of real life and cut to whatever chase they're trying to sell us. You probably wouldn't buy a football game that made you drive to the game in real time and spend upwards of 40 minutes waiting for your shirt to wash.
Which makes Kingpin Lanes's decision to let you wander around its bowling alley all the more strange. When you actually get down to the business of hurling a heavy ball in the direction of some wood it's great, but the rest of the game can be infuriating. 6/10