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Submitted by TheSuperior 633d ago | opinion piece

Top 5 Strangest Sex Scenes in Gaming

*Spoiler Alert: upon reading the title of the game in this list below, beware of spoilers. If you read the title of the game and do not wish to view any spoilers for that particular game please read with caution.*

Gaming is really no place for sex. Some games have attempted to make the act seem normal but in gaming things pretty much turn out more awkward and uncomfortable than it does turn out to be beautiful and seamless. There is plenty of mature content in gaming, even implying sexual advances but none of that is as uncanny as it is to see to virtual characters in ‘the act’. There have been a lot of games that have attempted to make this seem normal but something about it remains not quite right. Out of the games that have tried to create this natural human function in their virtual worlds, which games have made gamers feel the most uncomfortable? (Alpha Protocol, Far Cry 3, Heavy Rain , Mass Effect, PC, PS3, Red Dead Redemption, Xbox 360)

TheSuperior  +   633d ago
Come on Luigi; you don’t even take your hat off? Lol jk
Acquiescence  +   633d ago
You know when he's down to just his hat, what time it is...
It's business time.

And if you don't get that reference then I don't want to know you.
iChii  +   633d ago
Oh yeah? Well I don't want to know you either!

Far Cry 3's sex scene.. was.. omg no.
Mounce  +   633d ago
Hiphopopotamus.

Do I get a cookie?
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THESHAUNZY  +   633d ago
Did you see the Sonic one?
dedicatedtogamers  +   633d ago
No Witcher 2? I always thought it was really, really awkward to have these explicit sex scenes but when the girls are moaning their lips don't move and their faces look really bored.
Max Power  +   632d ago
Wait, real life isn't like that?
Games4ever  +   633d ago
Sex are Hell. Guns are God.

That's why, I chose Hell long time ago :)

Gaming is really no place for sex? WTF! sure it is.
brodychet  +   632d ago
wtf.
Games4ever  +   633d ago
If gaming is no place for sex? Then gaming is no place for guns either.

So stupid to say really. Because the only reason we were born, was because someone had sex. None of us was born, with a gun in our hands.

So what’s the most natural, guns or sex? No need to answer, already know the answer!

And if you don’t like sex in games? Then don’t buy games for adults, buy games for teens then.
fsfsxii  +   632d ago
Really WTF??!!
Odoylerules000  +   632d ago
I agree. I do find it strange that all the violence in gaming is perfectly acceptable but sex isn't. Kind of a strange standard we have. Its cool for my character to beat someone's face in with a pipe wrench but if I have sex? NO! SO WRONG! THIS SHOULDN'T BE IN A VIDEO GAME!
violents  +   632d ago
It just goes to show the rediculous puritan values that america has. Its cool to shoot people but sex should be kept behind closed doors.
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fsfsxii  +   632d ago
Strange sex scenes, hmmm...DmC is filled with that, threesome when starting the game, and the banker version of mundes having sex, both are weird.
Decaf_PIxel_Kat  +   632d ago
What about that scene from Conker?
Dmd  +   632d ago
I'd rather like to see a top 5 not-weird-at-all sex scene in gaming. Is such a thing even possible? I don't think I have ever seen an sex scene in gaming that didn't looked totally f***ed up (and not in a good way).
Lykon  +   632d ago
my laptop didn't let me open the link :( i enjoyed the homosexual intercourse in new vegas but you didnt see anything... some good homosexual flirting in that game though . we need more full on shockingly graphic sex in games
carlocgc  +   632d ago
the witcher 2 almost did it right!
M_Prime  +   632d ago
I played 1/2 the games on that list and never found the sex scenes awkward, in RED DEAD REDEMPTION it was pretty funny actually. Also in Heavy Rain I didn't mess up the buttons so I didn't see the funny part that they wrote about.

Sex Scenes that were missed in games (that I remember)

Assasin's Creed 2 (when you play Altair and have sex in a tower)

Fable 2 and 3 (never played 1) but my character had so many STDs lol

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