The game renowned for being so terrible it was retconned into spinoff status has received a full translation from the guys at Absolute Zero Translations for April Fools Day. No, this is not a joke.
O Absolute Zero, u so funni Well, they worked so hard on translating it, we might as well suffer through it!
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